Ready to tell some jokes?

Ready to tell some jokes?
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Knotmyday, the first time I heard that joke I was eight years old. I’m serious. It was definitely a koala though. Okay, I’ve got one: ¿Qué hace el pez todo el día? ¡Nada! ¡Ja ja ja ja ja! Pretty much my favorite joke!
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