What are some great bumper stickers you've seen in your time?

What are some great bumper stickers you've seen in your time?
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Here are a few that I remember: - My kid beat up your honor student – Spending my child’s inheritance – If you can read this, you’re too close – How’s my driving? Dial 1–800-Eat-Shit – I brake for nobody
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