And now for something completely different: Ladies and Gentlemen?

And now for something completely different: Ladies and Gentlemen?
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I wish people still wore fancy hats.
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Have you ever been on a flight that had a baby or a toddler among the passengers?

Description : Have you ever been on a flight that had a baby or a toddler among the passengers?

Last Answer : I have been on lots of flights with small children on board, and also took both my kids places at young ages. I am not very tolerant of those who get annoyed at kids. I know that the parents are most likely doing their best, a screaming child is hard or harder on the parents than anyone else.

What social custom do you think is nonsense that you're pleased to flaunt?

Description : What social custom do you think is nonsense that you're pleased to flaunt?

Last Answer : Being outspoken and not shy and demure, as females are still expected to be much of the time. Pffft! Bright, strong, funny women unite!

Why don't people clean up after themselves at a movie theatre? Is it the same as not taking your cart back to the store or to one of those racks?

Description : Why don't people clean up after themselves at a movie theatre? Is it the same as not taking your cart back to the store or to one of those racks?

Last Answer : answer:I was responsible for cleaning movie theaters for a long time. This was in Eugene Oregon. We had tiny orange bins outside the doors for trash. These filled instantly. We put two big ass industrial ... concrete slab by the screen. Wallets included.. Which we stole since we made $4.25 per hour.

How important is politeness to you?

Description : How important is politeness to you?

Last Answer : It is very important, especially during disagreements. My experience is that we live in an increasingly violent society, populated by more and more disturbed people. Widespread substance abuse has exacerbated ... problems politely, we put as many emotional stages as possible between us and a crisis.

Would it be impolite to not give a gift to someone who gave you a gift?

Description : Would it be impolite to not give a gift to someone who gave you a gift?

Last Answer : It is one of life’s dilemma’s, and everyone has had this problem at one time or another. I think your idea of getting them a small gift is wonderful. Don’t worry about whether it is reciprocated. If you get them a gift and they don’t get you one, then you will be “even.” Ha-ha.

Do you think jerks know that they are jerks?

Description : Do you think jerks know that they are jerks?

Last Answer : I’m not sure. But I will ask my oldest brother the next time I talk to him if he realizes he is a jerk, because he is in every conversation I have had with him in the past year.

Why is it taboo in the US to ask someone how much they make?

Description : Why is it taboo in the US to ask someone how much they make?

Last Answer : Privacy issues what else. And so you can’t borrow money! Lol.

Etiquette question: Would you ever enter someone else's bedroom without knocking?

Description : Etiquette question: Would you ever enter someone else's bedroom without knocking?

Last Answer : Never, never, never (unless it is a child who is 9 years old or younger.)

Why is pointing considered rude?

Description : Why is pointing considered rude?

Last Answer : answer:Good good question. I assumed that it informs people that you are talking about them and so makes them uncomfortable. I don’t mind people pointing at me but I do get uneasy if I notice it.

I'm going to put up a sign on my back door regarding my cell phone rules for visitors. Do you think this is a good idea?

Description : I'm going to put up a sign on my back door regarding my cell phone rules for visitors. Do you think this is a good idea?

Last Answer : Whoa, there. They got cell phones in Kansas?

Moved in with parents and don't know how to respond to nosy neighbor?

Description : Moved in with parents and don't know how to respond to nosy neighbor?

Last Answer : Give a non-commital answer (“working on that!) said with a smile then immediately ask hima question that requires him talking about himself (“so how do you like you car?” or “how’re the grand kids?” or whatever. Obfuscate then deflect.

What is a polite way to respond to a nosy person who acts smiley and friendly when they ask their nosy questions?

Description : What is a polite way to respond to a nosy person who acts smiley and friendly when they ask their nosy questions?

Last Answer : “Sorry – but that’s between me and my supervisor.”

What's the politest way to decline an invitation?

Description : What's the politest way to decline an invitation?

Last Answer : No thanks, I have to wash my hair that night.

Would it be out of line for a cashier to ask a customer who they were ringing up to get off their cell phone?

Description : Would it be out of line for a cashier to ask a customer who they were ringing up to get off their cell phone?

Last Answer : I see that a lot at my grocery store. It disrespectful in a big way but the people I see on the receiving end are always patient they just let it roll off. I think it’s because they know it’s not their problem.

Is chivalry dead?

Description : Is chivalry dead?

Last Answer : Not dead, but certainly beaten down by Feminism.

Can you deconstruct this form of respect for me?

Description : Can you deconstruct this form of respect for me?

Last Answer : I’ve never heard anyone addressed in this way… maybe it’s just that barrista’s quirk. I do know that when I worked fast food I was more friendlier and outgoing than I usually am, simply because why not, interesting conversations with random customers makes the day go by faster.

Why did elbows off the table become proper dinner etiquette?

Description : Why did elbows off the table become proper dinner etiquette?

Last Answer : omg quail man!!!!!!!!!!!! i love your avatar!! as for the question, not sure =/ but it is sort of weird to have your arms all over and hunched over the table I guess (while someones eating) idk..

How polite are you?

Description : How polite are you?

Last Answer : 9:)

Besides epilepsy and seizures have any of you ladies and gentlemen ever got an EEG?

Description : Besides epilepsy and seizures have any of you ladies and gentlemen ever got an EEG?

Last Answer : answer:I did a sleep study and my brain waves were all hooked up and measured. Why do you call it extreme? Because you think it is unlikely to show anything? Did he do an MRI already? I assume ... from a thyroid problem. The ranges have been argued for years. Did they check your TSH, T4free and T3?

Is this dress suitable for a ladies evening formal & gentlemen black tie / formal dinner?

Description : Is this dress suitable for a ladies evening formal & gentlemen black tie / formal dinner?

Last Answer : I doubt it. It would be fine for a nice luncheon , though or dinner at most restaurants.

Ladies and gentlemen what can I get you for Xmas - material object or not?

Description : Ladies and gentlemen what can I get you for Xmas - material object or not?

Last Answer : I’ll take this please ;)

Ladies and Gentlemen what is your option on shaving body hair once in a committed relationship?

Description : Ladies and Gentlemen what is your option on shaving body hair once in a committed relationship?

Last Answer : answer:For me, when I was single I was the same as I am now that I'm married. I keep my underarms shaved, shave my legs about once a week when my husband is home and in the summer (that's all I ... , he will take a break from shaving. I like him with and without facial hair, so I'm happy either way.

Gentlemen, in your honest opinion, what is the measure of a man? Ladies, in your honest opinion, what is the measure of a woman?

Description : Gentlemen, in your honest opinion, what is the measure of a man? Ladies, in your honest opinion, what is the measure of a woman?

Last Answer : It has to be the way they dress. Did I get it right?

Ladies and gentlemen - How important are good manners when it comes to career opportunities?

Description : Ladies and gentlemen - How important are good manners when it comes to career opportunities?

Last Answer : Vital. Does anyone doubt this?

In how many ways can 6 gentlemen and 3 ladies be seated round a table so that every gentleman may have a lady by his side? -Maths 9th

Description : In how many ways can 6 gentlemen and 3 ladies be seated round a table so that every gentleman may have a lady by his side? -Maths 9th

Last Answer : If each gentleman has to have a lady by his side, the seating arrangement can be done as shown below: This can be done in 5! (Gentlemen) × 3! (Ladies) = 720 ways.

7 relatives of a man comprise 4 ladies and 3 gentlemen; his wife also has 7 relatives; 3 of them are ladies and 4 gentlemen. In how many ways -Maths 9th

Description : 7 relatives of a man comprise 4 ladies and 3 gentlemen; his wife also has 7 relatives; 3 of them are ladies and 4 gentlemen. In how many ways -Maths 9th

Last Answer : The possible cases are: Case I : A man invites (3 ladies) and woman invites (3 gentlemen) 4 C 3 4 C 3 =16 Case II : A man invites (2 ladies,1 gentleman) and woman invites (2 gentleman, 1 lady) ( 4 ... and woman invites (3 ladies) 3 C 3 3 C 3 =1 Total number of ways =16+324+144+1=485

Gentlemen, admit it, you've had a man crush before or do right now. Who is he and why?

Description : Gentlemen, admit it, you've had a man crush before or do right now. Who is he and why?

Last Answer : I want to be Steve Mcqueen or Clint Eastwood, cool as fuck! Elvis was a good looking guy, til he exploded on the john that is :¬)

And now for something completely different - Have you had success freezing pizza shop pizza?

Description : And now for something completely different - Have you had success freezing pizza shop pizza?

Last Answer : Wrap in aluminum foil or stack in a plastic container with baking paper between layers. Reheat in an oven (not too hot, and it’s better if you thaw it first).

Have any gentlemen on here resisted the black beard fad ?

Description : Have any gentlemen on here resisted the black beard fad ?

Last Answer : My formerly black beard turned grey years ago….

Any other gentlemen out there losing hair on their legs?

Description : Any other gentlemen out there losing hair on their legs?

Last Answer : answer:The outside of my lower legs from the calf to the ankle is strangely hairless and has happened in the last 5 years or so. It's right down the middle on the front and back and I'm ... little socks, little sweaters, little warm hats for their little heads. Only the finest ankle hair will do.

Gentlemen. Are there any "Bronies" here?

Description : Gentlemen. Are there any "Bronies" here?

Last Answer : I’m in the same boat as you…. I mean I often “catch shit” from people when I tell them about how into cartoons I am but My Little Pony is just….

Gentlemen: Have you ever had a beef with your mother in law?

Description : Gentlemen: Have you ever had a beef with your mother in law?

Last Answer : answer:Yes, but not a long term one, although it came close. Me ex MIL is a very need person but she expects everything to be brought to her. She just about refused to do physical therapy for hip replacements, ... nicely printed photo to my mom, and I get , oh thank you, Ann already sent it to me.

Gentlemen: have you or anyone you become a father at the age of 50 and over?

Description : Gentlemen: have you or anyone you become a father at the age of 50 and over?

Last Answer : I always feel bad for the kids. They miss out on so much stuff with their parents because of their age and inability to do those things anymore. They also have to deal with their parents getting old and dying a lot sooner than the rest of us.

Gentlemen jellies, do you cut your own hair?

Description : Gentlemen jellies, do you cut your own hair?

Last Answer : answer:I use an electric clipper. 1 long on the beard, 2 short on the hair. wait, we’re not talking about manscaping are we?

Gentlemen: what makes you "feel like a man"?

Description : Gentlemen: what makes you "feel like a man"?

Last Answer : I think for, @bob, it’s his giant kielbasa and two meat balls (for that sammich!)

Gentlemen... if you were a villan, which TV heroine from the 70's would you most enjoy doing battle with?

Description : Gentlemen... if you were a villan, which TV heroine from the 70's would you most enjoy doing battle with?

Last Answer : Vampirella. Curse it, I’m complete hornbasket already.

Gentlemen: if you could have a baby, why would or wouldn't you?

Description : Gentlemen: if you could have a baby, why would or wouldn't you?

Last Answer : answer:I will be first to admit that I completely lack the emotional or physical fortitude to pop a kid out. The very thought makes any holes i may have cringe. D:

If you are American and have seen The League of Gentlemen what did you make of it?

Description : If you are American and have seen The League of Gentlemen what did you make of it?

Last Answer : I haven't seen it but no one else has answered so I' ll give a shot. As far as I can tell, British humor or humour as you all say :-), seems translate pretty well over here. Shows like Monty Python, ... examply, have done very well in the U.S. and I've alway been a big fan of the Carry On movies.

Gentlemen, do drama queens get old after a while?

Description : Gentlemen, do drama queens get old after a while?

Last Answer : They get old after 2 seconds. I’ve never been able to tolerate melodramatic behavior.

Gentlemen, do you ever sit down to pee?

Description : Gentlemen, do you ever sit down to pee?

Last Answer : I know many men who do this.

Gentlemen: Is it impolite to fart while at a urinal?

Description : Gentlemen: Is it impolite to fart while at a urinal?

Last Answer : What better place? Dual relief.

Bush Or No Bush, That Is The question, Gentlemen ?

Description : Bush Or No Bush, That Is The question, Gentlemen ?

Last Answer : I enjoy a nice trim. I clean things up myself on myself. I’m not a fan of bald. But a manicured “area” isn’t a bad thing.

Gentlemen. Do we find shaving a pleasurable or painful experience?

Description : Gentlemen. Do we find shaving a pleasurable or painful experience?

Last Answer : Painful. I hate it.

Gentlemen: Television MILF's - who are your favorites and why do you think the networks pair them up with such seemingly undeserving SO's as compared to ourselves :)

Description : Gentlemen: Television MILF's - who are your favorites and why do you think the networks pair them up with such seemingly undeserving SO's as compared to ourselves :)

Last Answer : It’s real. I am the biggest fucking dork in the world and am married to an amazing MILF.

Gentlemen: are we suppose to look up or down when standing at a urinal?

Description : Gentlemen: are we suppose to look up or down when standing at a urinal?

Last Answer : All such questions answered in one neat package.

Who wrote Gentlemen Prefer Blonds?

Description : Who wrote Gentlemen Prefer Blonds?

Last Answer : Anita Loos

Gentlemen still wearing a bow tie?

Description : Or is it no longer modern?

Last Answer : It depends on the action and the bow tie is worn with a tuxedo and a tailcoat, a tie should be worn with the jacket, a scarf or a bow can be used for the casual jacket ( ... open top button. There are naturally certain Bonvivan exceptions in artistic circles (bonvivan = connoisseur, delight, saint)

How do I address a letter to a lady and gentlemen?

Description : How do I address a letter to a lady and gentlemen?

Last Answer : What is the answer ?

What was An issue addressed by the gentlemen agreement between japan and the US was?

Description : What was An issue addressed by the gentlemen agreement between japan and the US was?

Last Answer : Segregation of Japanese in the United States schools

What is the word that is short for gentlemen?

Description : What is the word that is short for gentlemen?

Last Answer : It is gents.