answer:I know this is not the answer you are looking for, so I am typing slowly in the hope I am not the first answer. But I woke up thinking “Oh my God!” I am old. I realize I have only a few years to retirement. Does that make an epiphany? can it be a bad one? well maybe it’s a good one as I still have time to make up for the lost years? You see, I a look so hot and young I forget I am old ha ha ha ha!!.