What are the typical white lies husbands usually tell their wives and vice versa?

What are the typical white lies husbands usually tell their wives and vice versa?
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answer:“I love you like the day we first met” (Always false, for better or for worse) “Of course i like your present, honey” (Hint: if you have to ask, the answer is “no”. If it’s something you wanted, the answer is “go fuck yourself”) “I never think about other women” (It’s hormones, what the fuck can we do about it?)
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