Description : How do you start your day (even if you work the night shift)?
Last Answer : Alarm at 6, roll over, whack the goddamn clock, go back to sleep, alarm again at 6:05, roll over, whack the goddamn clock, get up. Put on socks and bathrobe, feed both animals, start the ... computer, deal with the email, check fluther. Only after all this is complete can I become a workable human.