Alarm at 6, roll over, whack the goddamn clock, go back to sleep, alarm again at 6:05, roll over, whack the goddamn clock, get up. Put on socks and bathrobe, feed both animals, start the coffee going. Look at email, go get the coffee, come back to computer, deal with the email, check fluther. Only after all this is complete can I become a workable human.