Have you ever peed in the shower?

Have you ever peed in the shower?
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Every time. All that rushing water cues it. It just washes down the drain with all the soap, so why not? Urine is sterile, you know, according to a physician friend. People caught in a dire situation may extend their own life and be able to be rescued in time, by drinking their own urine.
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