What is the worst or funniest automated suggestion ever made for you on Amazon or another site?

What is the worst or funniest automated suggestion ever made for you on Amazon or another site?
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It kind of makes me mad that Facebook keeps sending me diet ads. How do they know I’ve gained a few pounds? I have my own plan for getting them off thank you.
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