Have you ever said a pun unintentionally?

Have you ever said a pun unintentionally?
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always! and then i feel really lame and cheesy after, but i love puns, especially when they were unintended. i make a lot of references to songs too, without meaning to. i feel lame when i do it while talking about the band who sings the song…
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