Laugh or cry? Mitt Romney and Evander Holyfield in a boxing ring ..?

Laugh or cry? Mitt Romney and Evander Holyfield in a boxing ring ..?
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I am hoping that Romney gets the shit punched out of him, but knowing the corruption in all things, I expect the actual boxer to lose intentionally, or at the very least hold back to draw out the “fight” to several hours.
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