Happy Valentine's Day. Has cupid been good to you?

Happy Valentine's Day. Has cupid been good to you?
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Cupid came by my place to taunt me. So he is now chained up in my dungeon, wearing a gimp suit, and his “love arrows” as nipple piercings.
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