A student asked his teacher, 'Miss, is it fair if I get in trouble for something I did not do?' The teacher replied, 'Of course not! Tell me who got you in trouble for something you didn't do?' What do you think the student replied with? -Riddles

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Answer :

Miss, I forgot to do my Homework again!

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