Why didn't the car feel well? -Riddles

Why didn't the car feel well? -Riddles
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Description : There was a man, who never left his house. One day, he didn't feel good so he turned off all the lights and went to bed. Why did this cause a lot of people to die. -Riddles

Last Answer : He lived int he lighthouse. Without the light from the lighthouse, ships crashed.

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a 'no left turn' sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not? -Riddles

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Last Answer : He was walking...not driving.

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a 'no left turn' sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not? -Riddles

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Last Answer : He was walking.

A world-famous magician and his young assistant were observed walking slowly along in a department store when suddenly they both stopped walking and began to slowly rise from the floor. The two continued to rise majestically until they had reached a height of 20 feet. Numerous store customers and a security guard witnessed the event, but no one seemed shocked by what they had seen, and no report of the occurrence ever reached the news media. The secrets of magic are not supposed to be revealed, but how would you speculate the magician and his assistant accomplished this feat, and why didn’t the onlookers express amazement? -Riddles

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Last Answer : The magician and his assistant were simply using an escalator to go up to the next floor in the department store.

An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought? -Riddles

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Last Answer : The wise son bought a candle and a box of matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the entire room.

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Last Answer : Gina took the money. She, Kelly, and Liam are lying while Peter is telling the truth. If any of the other people had taken it, then there would be only 1 liar and 3 people telling the truth.

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Last Answer : He said: I finished it. You see, there is a goat. Goats eat grass so the goat in my picture ate the grass. Now the grass is gone. But since there is no more grass left, the goat went somewhere else to find more grass to eat. That’s why the homework is blank.

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Last Answer : Because it didn’t have the guts.

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Last Answer : It was rated 'ARR'.

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Last Answer : Miss, I forgot to do my Homework again!

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Last Answer : Because he always comes out bone dry.

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Last Answer : Because it's purr-sonal information!

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Last Answer : The cherry tree held two cherries. I pick a cherry and left a cherry.

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Last Answer : 10. Listen closely: 30 cows, and twenty-eight chickens. Say EIGHT and ATE. They sound the same. Therefore, it means 20 ATE chickens. 30-20=10, so 10 cows didn't eat any chickens.

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Last Answer : Jason. She took the first letter of the names of her children. July, August, September, October, November.

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A cop was walking past a restaurant when he heard someone scream - 'No John, not the gun!' He ran inside and and saw a doctor, a lawyer, a milkman, and a dead body on the floor. He promptly walked over to the milkman and arrested him. He didn't witness the shooting and there was no apparent evidence to prove who shot the person and no one told him who the killer was.How did the policeman instantly know it was the milkman? -Riddles

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Last Answer : The milkman was the only male. The doctor and lawyer were females, so the cop knew that 'John' was the milkman.

George walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. He didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood.How did he do that? -Riddles

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Last Answer : He was bald.

An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought? -Riddles

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Last Answer : The wise son bought a candle and a box of matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the entire room.

A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said 'Parrot repeats everything it hears'. Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.How can this be? -Riddles

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Last Answer : The parrot was deaf.

Two women and two doctors walk into an ice cream parlor. They each order an ice cream cone. When their ice creams come, there is only 1 strawberry,1 chocolate and 1 vanilla.How come they didn't complain? -Riddles

Description : Two women and two doctors walk into an ice cream parlor. They each order an ice cream cone. When their ice creams come, there is only 1 strawberry,1 chocolate and 1 vanilla.How come they didn't complain? -Riddles

Last Answer : One of the women was a doctor!

While playing with a metal washer shaped like a ring, Dave accidently pushed it on his finger too far and couldn't get it off. Trying to remove it using soap and water didn't work. The hospital sent him to a service station thinking they could cut the metal. Since the ring was made with a specially hardened steel, it couldn't be cut. Just then Bob arrived on the scene and suggested an easy way to remove the washer in just a few minutes. What was his solution? -Riddles

Description : While playing with a metal washer shaped like a ring, Dave accidently pushed it on his finger too far and couldn't get it off. Trying to remove it using soap and water didn't work. The hospital ... and suggested an easy way to remove the washer in just a few minutes. What was his solution? -Riddles

Last Answer : Bob suggested that Dave hold his finger in the air while someone wound a piece of string tightly around his finger just above the metal ring. The string forced the swelling down. As they ... the ring up. They continued winding and unwinding the string until the ring could be easily removed.

A woman went into a bank to cash an insurance refund check. By mistake the teller gave her dollars for cents and cents for dollars. She put the money in her purse but accidentally dropped a nickel on the floor. When she got home, she found that she had exactly twice the amount of the check she had cashed. She didn't have any money in her wallet before going to the bank. What was the exact amount of that check? -Riddles

Description : A woman went into a bank to cash an insurance refund check. By mistake the teller gave her dollars for cents and cents for dollars. She put the money in her purse but accidentally dropped a nickel on ... money in her wallet before going to the bank. What was the exact amount of that check? -Riddles

Last Answer : The amount must have been $31.63. She received $63.31. After she dropped a nickel there would remain the sum of $63.26, which is twice the amount of the check.

When I left, I didn't know where I was going; when I got there, I didn't know where I was; when I returned, I didn't know where I had been.Who was I? -Riddles

Description : When I left, I didn't know where I was going; when I got there, I didn't know where I was; when I returned, I didn't know where I had been.Who was I? -Riddles

Last Answer : Christopher Columbus - when he found the Americas.

Lazy Larry agreed to work on a job for his brother-in-law for thirty hours at eight dollars an hour, on the condition that he would forfeit ten dollars per hour for every hour that he idled. At the end of the thirty hours Larry wasn't owed any money and didn't owe his brother-in-law any money either. How many hours did Larry work and how many hours did he idle? -Riddles

Description : Lazy Larry agreed to work on a job for his brother-in-law for thirty hours at eight dollars an hour, on the condition that he would forfeit ten dollars per hour for every hour that he idled. At the ... -in-law any money either. How many hours did Larry work and how many hours did he idle? -Riddles

Last Answer : Lazy Larry worked 16-2/3 hours and idled 13-1/3 hours. 16-2/3 hours, at $8.00 an hour amounts to the same amount as 13-1/3 hours at $10.00 per hour.

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has? -Riddles

Description : What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has? -Riddles

Last Answer : Parents.

An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought? -Riddles

Description : An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something ... filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought? -Riddles

Last Answer : The wise son bought a candle and a box of matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the entire room.

A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said 'Parrot repeats everything it hears.' A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be? -Riddles

Description : A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said 'Parrot repeats everything it hears.' A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be? -Riddles

Last Answer : The parrot was deaf!

A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why? -Riddles

Description : A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why? -Riddles

Last Answer : That man didn’t get a single hair on his head wet because he was bald.

Last night a car nearly ran me down, should I feel overly grateful it didn’t do it?

Description : Last night a car nearly ran me down, should I feel overly grateful it didn’t do it?

Last Answer : Your fault .you assumed he/she saw you. If you feel the need to further assume drivers see you make sure you have an ID on you, a number of who to contact to identify your remains and ... texting at any given moment so embrace that or start texting while riding your bike to even the playing field.

What is something that really didn't age well?

Description : What is something that really didn't age well?

Last Answer : answer:Adam Sandler’s schtick. The guy can be extremely funny, and I am a fan, but it is disturbing that he still sometimes talks like a toddler considering he is 55.

If you stood on the dwarf planet Ceres, (Assuming you didn't die) How well would you be able to see each planet with the naked eye?

Description : If you stood on the dwarf planet Ceres, (Assuming you didn't die) How well would you be able to see each planet with the naked eye?

Last Answer : About as well as you can see any other planet from earth.

My 1/2 feather, 1/2 down comforter didn't really survive the dryer so well; I forgot about the tennis ball trick. It's really flat. Can it be saved?

Description : My 1/2 feather, 1/2 down comforter didn't really survive the dryer so well; I forgot about the tennis ball trick. It's really flat. Can it be saved?

Last Answer : Perhaps, with enough fluff action, but you know, geese really arn’t meant to go through the dryer. No natural oils and preening action in dead feathers. :-/

I asked my cousin if he was gay today. It didn't go well. What should I do now?

Description : I asked my cousin if he was gay today. It didn't go well. What should I do now?

Last Answer : answer: I didn't need to know anything he didn't want to tell me If it were me, and I wasn't gay, this would sound like you were saying that I was lying when i said I wasn't. But I didn't ... I would really apologize for and I would do so. If he didn't accept it, at least the apology was offered.

What place do you know well but wish you didn't?

Description : What place do you know well but wish you didn't?

Last Answer : Wal*Mart.