A son went to his father's house and knocked on the door. When his father answered the door, the son said, 'O.K., today is the day I promised to burn your house to the ground.' 'But I built the house in 1941 with my own two hands. It has a lot of sentimental value, and is still very useful to me,' replied the father. 'Too bad,' said the son, 'but I have always loathed it, especially in the wintertime, and I grew to especially hate it since you added that second hole to it when you built the addition to the house when I was a teenager.' 'But if you burn the house down, where will I go?' asked the father. 'You will just have to go where most people go in these modern times,' answered the son. 'Well, I guess you're right,' said his father. The son then promptly escorted his father outside, wh -Riddles