What's the most embarrassing injury you've ever had?

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i ran into a fence with little bits of wire sticking out. i was playing british bulldog and last one to the fecne was the bulldog. the funny thing is is that it was totally by accident. i can remember every single detail. there was something involving carrots too. i dont know why.

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