Well…I was at the beach swimming, and I felt an…“urge” to use the restroom, but before I could even get halfway up the beach I completely shit my pants. I was wet mind you, from the ocean that is. So in running up the beach to the beachhouse we were visiting, passing all these people. Then I had to run up this pier that was like 9 stories high, down like 3 blocks, and finally over 2 fences. It was awful, I had shit running down my legs, and I was wearing flip flops so it was worse. Just terrible.