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Last Answer : The maid. There is no post on Sunday.

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Last Answer : Sam was the murderer. He said he was drinking coffee in a corner of the room, but the building was a circular building.

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Last Answer : It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail. There is no mail on Sunday! (next day air and email doesn't count)

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A woman went to visit her bank manager and she took her young daughter with her. The bank manager said that the woman's daughter could stay with his secretary during the meeting. When the woman and her daughter left, the secretary turned to the other secretary and said to her, 'That little girl was my daughter.' How could that be? -Riddles

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Last Answer : The secretary was the girl's father.

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Last Answer : It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail. There is no mail on Sunday!

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