Who else thinks it's both awesome and hilarious that Chuck Norris sings his own theme song?

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Are you talking about the theme song to the show ‘Walker Texas Ranger’? If that is the case, yes, I find it hilarious because he can’t sing at all and he just talks his way through the lyrics (if you can call them that). As far as it being awesome, not in the least.

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