I’d sooner read this to my child than “Tootle”. Then again, I have authority issues. I find myself happiest in one of two places. Either exploring my world vicariously via reading, or out exploring it myself. If only I could take both paths. (I would go back on Choose-your-own-adventure books, just to read every single plot path to see where it would end.) Curiosity should not be dampened, it ought to be satiated.