Have you ever had a hard time disciplining your child because you were laughing too hard?

Have you ever had a hard time disciplining your child because you were laughing too hard?
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Yeah. One of them, on a safari, jumped out of the car and started to harass the crocodiles with a stick. I probably should have said something, but I was too busy laughing when the little shit got ripped apart. HAHA!. It is OK though, I made some new ones.
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