When was the last time you caused someone to choke on their beverage because you said something just as they were swallowing?

When was the last time you caused someone to choke on their beverage because you said something just as they were swallowing?
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It’s almost a daily occurrence hanging out with me. It’s not that I want to make people choke, it just happens to be the right timing for it to have maximum funny factor, people just happen to be drinking or eating at that time.
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