Well, round these parts some people put up magic signs to ward off evil spirits. They write, things like “GOT GUNS? I DO!!’’ on the signs. Saw one yard today that was nasty. Dude had magic signs all OVER the place that said things like, “Fire Congress. ALL of ‘em!” and “Come on up if you wanna git shot! It’s an ancient type of old red-neck magic. Works pretty good from what I can tell.