Can you contribute to "Funny French Friday"?

Can you contribute to "Funny French Friday"?
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I’m afraid I am fresh out of french jokes, unless knowing a horse named ” Buckette” and a wiener dog named Pierre counts. I did date a Belgian guy once named Andre and one of my neigh-bors is a Belgian draft horse. That’s all I’ve got. Oh wait, I did have berry pie a la mode last night and I love french bread, I might become an old baguette lady. lol
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