Description : Care to share some funny text message misinterpreting experience?
Last Answer : Symbeline don’t text.
Description : Can you contribute to "Funny French Friday"?
Last Answer : I'm afraid I am fresh out of french jokes, unless knowing a horse named Buckette and a wiener dog named Pierre counts. I did date a Belgian guy once named Andre and one of my neigh-bors is a ... have berry pie a la mode last night and I love french bread, I might become an old baguette lady. lol
Description : It would not be funny if ____________ were my kid's ____________?
Last Answer : It would not be funny if Lindsay Lohan were my kid’s bus driver.
Description : Can you create some funny "first world pains"?
Last Answer : Oh no, I spilled my $7.95 double mocha frappuccino on my lap.
Description : What funny or weird antics have you done just because you were alone in your own place?
Last Answer : Attempted to do a headstand against a wall. I just wanted to see if I could still do one without any witnesses present.
Description : Do you have funny, alternative names for everyday foods you eat?
Last Answer : answer:My sister and I, when we were very young, couldn't pronounce macaroni and cheese so we called it monkey cheese. And that's what our whole family has called it ever since. We don't ... , my dad and youngest brother call chicken patties crabby patties, as in the crabby patties from Spongebob.
Description : What are some funny "knock knock" jokes that you care to share?
Last Answer : Knock knock! ~Who’s there? Interrupting cow! ~Interruptin—- MOO!
Description : Some cool, funny or unusual names for a boat would be nice?
Last Answer : Joe Mayo.
Description : What interesting or funny anagrams can be found in the words fluther.com?
Last Answer : chum let fro.
Description : I need suggestions on funny womens names?
Last Answer : True story…Fonda Dicks!
Description : Why is farting so funny?
Last Answer : I had a female boss that used to pass gas in front of her subordinates and it was NOT so funny. It was looked at as “You’re such garbage that I can fart in front of you”. That DID reflect her overall treatment of us. It was FAR from funny. Even without that, I don’t find it funny. I think it’s rude.
Description : Need ideas for Funny Miniature Golf Awards?
Last Answer : Billy Mays award – Mightiest putter?
Description : For teachers, parents of young kids and playful folks: Can you tell me how to make and use invisible ink?
Last Answer : I did this as a kid. Water and lemon juice. Heat the paper with a hair dryer after the juice dries and it will show what’s written.
Description : What do I say to my elderly parents when I am guilty of something? They won't be able to handle it ...
Last Answer : answer:Yellowdog, thank you for sharing with us. Thank you for your honesty. Truly, thank you. Do not lie to your parents. I honestly do not know what you should do. This situation is difficult. I can see ... I would still tell them why I could not go into the store with them. All the best to you.
Description : Would you put your own life on hold because of your elderly parents?
Last Answer : I took care of my mom for years. And still don’t think I did enough. It’s up to each individual as to what they think they need to do for their parents. There is no “one parent fits all” plan. You have to do what is right for your family.
Description : Prompted by a previous question, do you know of a number of adult children who are helping their elderly parents financially if their pension is not adequate?
Last Answer : I work with a lot of elderly patients. Many of them have children that help out with finances and personal care. For most of them, the help is minimal, but for some, it is pretty substantial.
Description : How does one get along with elderly parents who have radically different views?
Last Answer : answer:If it was me, I would choose not to confront them. They are old and set in their ways. You are not going to change their outlook on life. On the other hand, it seems to me that ... could call a little less frequently and write letters in the interim. It's a difficult situation. Good luck!
Description : What do you do with elderly parents when they visit?
Last Answer : What island are you on?
Description : How are you/going to care for your elderly parents?
Last Answer : Sell them on ebay, just like the rest of my electronics. If they ain’t new, they’re out
Description : Nonadherence to therapeutic regimens is a significant problem for which of the following age groups? a) Adults 65 and over Elderly people frequently have one or more chronic illnesses that are ... -aged adults Middle-aged adults, in general, have fewer health problems, thus promoting adherence.
Last Answer : a) Adults 65 and over Elderly people frequently have one or more chronic illnesses that are managed with numerous medications and complicated by periodic acute episodes, making adherence difficult.
Description : What fun things (grand or more mundane) have you done lately?
Last Answer : I've done a few fun things recently. I finally got to go to Yosemite in the wintertime, after years of wanting to take that trip. I also went to a local farmers market and bought some blood oranges, and ... certain authors to continue the SH series. So a little fun here, and a lot of fun there : )
Description : What are some fun things to do when bored?
Last Answer : Things I like to do: Watch a movie/videos. Bake some cookies or make something good to eat, try a new recipe. Re-arrange your house/room. Call a friend to talk. Draw, paint, play with clay. Go out ... or at home if you have a pool. Go out to a movie. Depends on your age/gender and interests.
Description : What are some things you enjoy that others might find odd?
Last Answer : I make soap from scratch and study science for the fun of it.
Description : What are the most sadistic things you've done?
Last Answer : shooting mosquitos with an airsoft pistol.
Description : What are some things you don't understand about the other gender?
Last Answer : Why logic is held is such high esteem by so many of them.
Description : What is one of the most hedonistic things you have done?
Last Answer : I’m not really a hedonist. However the hedonistic deed I am planning is to fly 1st class to the UK. Because really I can’t afford to loll.
Description : What kinds of silly things did you do as a kid, a teen/young adult, and when older?
Last Answer : At 13, friends and I passed out chocolate covered Milk Bones for a Halloween “trick.” My little mastermind plot. lol Parents were not happy at all inspite of the health benefits of whiter teeth and fresher breath.
Description : What fun things can I do with my family?
Last Answer : If there is camping, make sure there’s a nice lake close by. There’s nothing like a nice floating dock to jump into the water from. Recipe for success? Air mattress (to float around the lake on), beer (if you drink), barbecue, and sun-tan lotion.
Description : Fun things to do until my friends come back [see details]?
Last Answer : answer:How about some short-term volunteer work? There is probably a children's or retirement home nearby where you could go and play your guitar for them. It not only be a bright spot in their day ... , but how about asking your parents if they have any household projects that you could take on? :)
Description : Looking for suggestions of fun things to do for 4-day holiday weekend?
Last Answer : Visit the tourist attractions that you never go to because you are a local.
Description : What fun things did you do on your Summer Vacation?
Last Answer : Went to Europe, saw a few of my favorite bands perform, and bought a new car. It was a great summer.
Description : You've done some wild things in your past, haven't you?
Last Answer : Not really, no.
Description : If you combine and add your favorite things what will you get?
Last Answer : A musical steak swinging in a hammock!!
Description : What things do you plan to accomplish this summer?
Last Answer : Learn some multivariable calculus and get my insides rearranged. Woo!
Description : What are some things that DON'T go together?
Last Answer : Myself and maths : D
Description : What were all the exciting things you did for your 18th birthday?
Last Answer : Moved into my own apartment with a girlfriend.
Description : What kind of interesting things happened on the day of your birth?
Last Answer : Andy Gibb (youngest brother of the Bee Gees) was born the same month, day and year that I was born.
Description : Care to play a round of: Unlikely Things To Hear On A TV Talent Show?
Last Answer : “I bet she would just be a terrific lay.”
Description : What do "manly men" carry their things in?
Last Answer : I see lots of guys with bags specfically designed for lap tops and they wear the straps across one shoulder with the bag on the opposite hip, kind of to the back. I like the look.
Description : What are some fun things to do when you are bored?
Last Answer : Blow something up.
Description : What are some things that I can do with a cute 3 year old girl coming for the weekend?
Last Answer : Yahoo Answers Junior Edition ® might be of some assistance.
Description : What are some crazy things you could do to distract yourself from your troubles?
Last Answer : Drink heavily.
Description : What are some fun things to do in Memphis, Tennessee?
Last Answer : Cow tipping.
Description : What weird and/or silly things do you like to do when you're drunk?
Last Answer : lol I like to ask silly questions on Fluther. It usually bites me in the ass though.
Description : Does your pet do strange things?
Last Answer : This takes possessiveness to a whole new level.
Description : What are great things to do in Southern California?
Last Answer : Drive north to NorCal.
Description : Can anyone recommend 10 things to do in Denver when you're dead?
Last Answer : Haunt people… Have a Halloween party with oingo boingo….. Do the monster mash…... Go trick-or-treating…even after Halloween…
Description : What things do people incorrectly assume about you based on the way you look?
Last Answer : well, most people think i’m very arrogant, i’m actually quite the opposite, others think i play metal, right now i’m listening to a jazz concert i played, people think i do drugs, while in reallity i’m kind of a straight edger, stuff like that
Description : Best things to do to a drunk?
Last Answer : umm.. anything!! its fun to mess with drunks in general as long as its still fun and hasnt crossed the line to mean.
Description : Things to do as a couple (or with close friends) without spending money?
Last Answer : I chime in only because I need the ideas to! Right now we are trying to discover as many local parks as possible. Also, the library has DVDs for free.