What are some funny "knock knock" jokes that you care to share?

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Care to share your favorite April Fools pranks?

Description : Care to share your favorite April Fools pranks?

Last Answer : One of the most effective ones I pulled was “another plane!!! another building!!!” in April, 2002. The other person was so upset, though, that I wished I hadn’t done it.

Care to share poetry that makes you smile because it's fun?

Description : Care to share poetry that makes you smile because it's fun?

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Care to share any songs that go well with the rain?

Description : Care to share any songs that go well with the rain?

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Anyone care to share any interesting geocaching stories?

Description : Anyone care to share any interesting geocaching stories?

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Do you have any extra-informative videos you'd care to share with us? (Details)

Description : Do you have any extra-informative videos you'd care to share with us? (Details)

Last Answer : Here’s one I wish I had in High School…

What are some universal things or jokes or events that would be funny to everyone?

Description : What are some universal things or jokes or events that would be funny to everyone?

Last Answer : answer:I’m not sure there is anything that’s funny to everyone. I highly doubt it. Or, you know…your mom.

What are some funny jokes you can think of off the top of your head?

Description : What are some funny jokes you can think of off the top of your head?

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What funny jokes can you come up with in the form of one or more questions?

Description : What funny jokes can you come up with in the form of one or more questions?

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Why is farting and fart jokes so funny?

Description : Why is farting and fart jokes so funny?

Last Answer : Flatulence is funny, just because. Parrrrrummmppp!!! Err….... more tea vicar? ;¬}

Got any dumb jokes that are actually quite funny, relatively speaking?

Description : Got any dumb jokes that are actually quite funny, relatively speaking?

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Are "dead baby" jokes not funny?

Description : Are "dead baby" jokes not funny?

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What makes inside jokes so funny?

Description : What makes inside jokes so funny?

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What is the best website that has funny father's day jokes and jokes for all occasions?

Description : What is the best website that has funny father's day jokes and jokes for all occasions?

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Make Dad Laugh With Funny Jokes On Father's Day?

Description : Make Dad Laugh With Funny Jokes On Father's Day?

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Can you create some funny "first world pains"?

Description : Can you create some funny "first world pains"?

Last Answer : Oh no, I spilled my $7.95 double mocha frappuccino on my lap.

Some cool, funny or unusual names for a boat would be nice?

Description : Some cool, funny or unusual names for a boat would be nice?

Last Answer : Joe Mayo.

What funny things did your elderly parents do?

Description : What funny things did your elderly parents do?

Last Answer : My grandfather was married to my grandmother for over 50 years, then she passed away, and he turned into a Senior Center Man-ho. It was hilarious and kind of creepy, but after all those years with gma and raising six kids, he deserved some fun.

Can you contribute to "Funny French Friday"?

Description : Can you contribute to "Funny French Friday"?

Last Answer : I'm afraid I am fresh out of french jokes, unless knowing a horse named Buckette and a wiener dog named Pierre counts. I did date a Belgian guy once named Andre and one of my neigh-bors is a ... have berry pie a la mode last night and I love french bread, I might become an old baguette lady. lol

It would not be funny if ____________ were my kid's ____________?

Description : It would not be funny if ____________ were my kid's ____________?

Last Answer : It would not be funny if Lindsay Lohan were my kid’s bus driver.

What funny or weird antics have you done just because you were alone in your own place?

Description : What funny or weird antics have you done just because you were alone in your own place?

Last Answer : Attempted to do a headstand against a wall. I just wanted to see if I could still do one without any witnesses present.

Do you have funny, alternative names for everyday foods you eat?

Description : Do you have funny, alternative names for everyday foods you eat?

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What interesting or funny anagrams can be found in the words fluther.com?

Description : What interesting or funny anagrams can be found in the words fluther.com?

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I need suggestions on funny womens names?

Description : I need suggestions on funny womens names?

Last Answer : True story…Fonda Dicks!

Why is farting so funny?

Description : Why is farting so funny?

Last Answer : I had a female boss that used to pass gas in front of her subordinates and it was NOT so funny. It was looked at as “You’re such garbage that I can fart in front of you”. That DID reflect her overall treatment of us. It was FAR from funny. Even without that, I don’t find it funny. I think it’s rude.

Need ideas for Funny Miniature Golf Awards?

Description : Need ideas for Funny Miniature Golf Awards?

Last Answer : Billy Mays award – Mightiest putter?

Care to share some odd, funny, strange coincidences you've experienced?

Description : Care to share some odd, funny, strange coincidences you've experienced?

Last Answer : answer:Coincidences are sort of magical, aren't they? Here are a few of mine: - I live in the central US. While inspecting a hotel on the East coast, I decided to go down to the breakfast area for ... had been paged, and this was the return number given. It turned out to be the co-worker's cousin.

Care to share your funny, hilarious, shocking... whatever "one typo can change the world" stories?

Description : Care to share your funny, hilarious, shocking... whatever "one typo can change the world" stories?

Last Answer : answer:I was just recently having a conversation with a friend about having strep, and I asked if they were still in a lot of pain. The reply I got was, Yeah, but Halls are heroin. (Meant to ... up so many messages with auto-correct I can't even keep track and many of them are beyond hilarious.

Share some good memories?

Description : Share some good memories?

Last Answer : SOme cousins had a goat, other cousins had a racoon. I thought they were so much cooler than my old dog lol.

Why does Instagram and WhatsApp require you to have a business account to share your Instagram stuff, instead of a regular WhatsApp account?

Description : Why does Instagram and WhatsApp require you to have a business account to share your Instagram stuff, instead of a regular WhatsApp account?

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Share a creepy personal experience?

Description : Share a creepy personal experience?

Last Answer : answer:We were camping out in a tent at Sam Houston National Forest, way off in the woods beside a small lake. It was a familiar campsite I had used several times before and far enough off the ... night. I have camped out in the same area several times since and have never had a repeat experience.

Do you dream up off-the-wall ideas, and would you like to share them with us?

Description : Do you dream up off-the-wall ideas, and would you like to share them with us?

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Would you like to share your scariest insect story?

Description : Would you like to share your scariest insect story?

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Would you like to share something amusing you've found on the internet, just for the fun of it?

Description : Would you like to share something amusing you've found on the internet, just for the fun of it?

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Share a laugh with your fellow Jellies! What made you giggle today?

Description : Share a laugh with your fellow Jellies! What made you giggle today?

Last Answer : Finding Ketchup Troll’s history.

Is there anything you share with your best friend that you share with no one else?

Description : Is there anything you share with your best friend that you share with no one else?

Last Answer : My wife happens to be my very best friend. Only she knows secrets about me that stays only within her mind and vice versa.

Who has a riddle to share?

Description : Who has a riddle to share?

Last Answer : answer:I will start with mine A car arrives at a hotel, money changes hands, the car moves away What’s going on?

Do you have any special Mother's Day memories (even recent ones) you'd like to share?

Description : Do you have any special Mother's Day memories (even recent ones) you'd like to share?

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What do you want to share about yourself today?

Description : What do you want to share about yourself today?

Last Answer : oh, I’m a naughty girl…....and I have erotic fetishes.

I'm taking care of a bunch of kids from ages 5-9 ; what are some good jokes for them?

Description : I'm taking care of a bunch of kids from ages 5-9 ; what are some good jokes for them?

Last Answer : Q: “What’s brown and sticky?” A: “A stick!”

Care to gamble some lurve? (Details)

Description : Care to gamble some lurve? (Details)

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What should I put in a care package to my husband?

Description : What should I put in a care package to my husband?

Last Answer : I remember chocolate chip cookies in college.

If someone made you a care package, what would be in it?

Description : If someone made you a care package, what would be in it?

Last Answer : Food and snacks. Amazon gift card.

anonymous · Answer 1 · 2022-02-27T05:52:57+0000

Knock knock! ~Who’s there? Interrupting cow! ~Interruptin—- MOO!

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