What funny linguistic misstep have you witnessed recently?

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Just give me a little bit, my husband will do something I can write here. He does these things all the time. He has some ongoing; like saying dumbwit instead of dimwit. I can see why that makes sense to him. I’ve told him it should be dimwith, but fir some reason it doesn’t stick with him, or he sticks to dumbwit on purpose.

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