You hear a knock on your front door, you open it & find a smiling clown honking his horn, what's your immediate reaction?

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I am all for peace and non-violence, so I would return the smile. Then I would point to his over-sized pointy shoes and tell him his laces are untied. When he looks up again, confused, because they aren’t, I’d punch him on his ridiculous big nose.

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