Have you ever known a kid who is crazy about vegetables (or not,) and do you have any funny stories to tell about them?

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I was always amused by my step children. My wife would make a big pot of soup. One of the kids would eat the soup as it was, one would eat only the broth and noodles, and the other would strain out all the veggies. It equaled out in the long run, I guess.

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