What would be the most ineffective breed to have as a guard dog & what's the funniest you've seen?

What would be the most ineffective breed to have as a guard dog & what's the funniest you've seen?
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answer:Anything with a good bark is a good deterrent. Most intruders are not going to stick around to see whether it’s a Dachshund or a Pit Bull that’s behind the door. Thus, anything that sounds more like its own squeaky toy would fail. Chihuahua, shih tsu, anything with -poo in its name, etc.
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