Description : A man and his son are driving to the supermarket. they then get in a car crash. The dad dies but the son lives. He goes to the hospital but the doctor say 'I can't operate on you, your my son.' It is not his mom. How is this possible? -Riddles
Last Answer : It is his god father.
Description : Mr. Crocker's mom gave him a present for his birthday. This gift was special, since his name was known around the world. What was the gift? -Riddles
Last Answer : A Crock-pot.
Description : Why did Silly Billy's mom write TGIF on his slippers? -Riddles
Last Answer : For 'Toes Go In First.
Description : a boy had just got out of the shower and gettin ready for his prom,shaved,and with cologne and there was going to be a after party and his mom, and dad said be home for the next sunrise and was home for the next sunrise but with a full grown beard how can this be? -Riddles
Last Answer : he lives in alaska and sunrise's are every six months.
Description : What noise did the robot bee make whilst making honey? -Riddles
Last Answer : Bee-Poop
Description : What do you call a robot that takes the longest route? -Riddles
Last Answer : R2-dtour.
Description : What snacks do you serve at a robot party? -Riddles
Last Answer : Assorted nuts.
Description : How was the robot gorilla fixed? -Riddles
Last Answer : With a monkey wrench.
Description : How does a robot shave? -Riddles
Last Answer : With a laser blade.
Description : What did the baby triangle say to the mommy triangle? -Riddles
Last Answer : I’m so acute!
Description : What did baby corn say to mother corn? -Riddles
Last Answer : Where is popcorn.
Description : There are two moms and two daughters. One mom is the daughters mom. The other mom is the mom's mom. One daughter is the mom for the little daughter. One daughter is the little daughter. How many people are all together? -Riddles
Last Answer : 3
Description : Today, my mom told me to help her check her balance. I did this without going to the bank. How? -Riddles
Last Answer : I pushed her over.
Description : Which word does not belong with the others? niart, emag, tluda, mom, dad, mistag, yub, or sega -Riddles
Last Answer : Mistag. It is the only one that backwards does not make sense. Train, game, adult, mom, dad, gatsim, buy, and ages.
Description : Your mom has 4 kids, one named North, another called South, and East. What is the last child's name? -Riddles
Last Answer : Your own name, it's your mom, your part of the 4 children!
Description : Penny's aunt asked Pennys mom how she was related to them. Penny's grandmother is not Penny's mom or penny's aunts mom. Cousin Charlotte is Penny's aunts daughter. Penny and Charlotte are cousins. But how does that make Penny related to Charlotte's mom? -Riddles
Last Answer : Penny's aunt is her dad's sister.
Description : Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in? -Riddles
Last Answer : To prevent son-burn.
Description : Tom's mom had four kids: Nickel, Dime, Quarter, and? -Riddles
Last Answer : Tom!
Description : What's there to criticize the mom for in the following story of dropped/skull fractured/ baby?
Last Answer : answer:Parents are like ship’s captains and presidents. The ‘buck’ of responsibility stops with them. I wouldn’t have been so judgemental, but then I’m not the type who goes online in search of tragedies over which to rubberneck.
Description : How would you react if you see a mom breastfeeding her baby in public?
Last Answer : To me, this is perfectly normal and it happens here on the islands every day. Where I live all mom's nurse their children and when out in public you can see a baby nursing on their mom. There ... feed her baby. Normally you won't see her breasts exposed but you know that she is feeding her child.
Description : Graco Toys for Mom, Dad and Baby?
Last Answer : Graco Sweetpeace Soothing Center ReviewGraco's Sweetpeace Soothing Center is a toy for mothers and fathers as much as it is for babies. This innovative baby product has a sound speaker so baby can ... the new parents learn the many changes in lifestyle that arrive with their new bundle of joy.
Description : It's Thanksgiving, and your mom has enlisted in your help in making dessert. She has settled on pie, so the two of you get to work. You turn your back for one second before realizing a pie is missing from ... again! Damien: I don't know, check in Wally's room? You know how much he likes blu -Riddles
Last Answer : Damien. You may think it's Tess, but she would know about the flavor because your mom told her. But how would Damien know about it?
Description : If a robot could be programmed to act in a way indistinguishable from human behavior, would you say it has consciousness?
Last Answer : I’m not yet convinced that a majority of humans is conscious.
Description : What do a baby chick and a greedy person have in common? -Riddles
Last Answer : They both cheep cheap!
Description : You can feel me but, I can't feel you. I can uproot trees and tear roofs off their houses. Yet, I can make a Baby sleep and be gentle. I can howl and whisper. I can spread and stop fires. I can toss boats and help them glide too. What am I? -Riddles
Last Answer : I am the wind.
Description : What is a baby kangaroo called? -Riddles
Last Answer : Joey.
Description : If a father frog goes, 'Ribbit, ribbit.' and a mother frog goes, 'Erbit, erbit.' how does a baby frog croak? -Riddles
Last Answer : It doesn't. A baby frog is a tadpole.
Description : What do you call a baby rifle? -Riddles
Last Answer : Son of a gun.
Description : What is the difference between a coat and a baby? -Riddles
Last Answer : The one you wear, the other you were.
Description : What toys do baby snakes take to bed? -Riddles
Last Answer : Their rattles.
Description : How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? -Riddles
Last Answer : You rock-it!
Description : Why did the baby strawberry cry? -Riddles
Last Answer : His parents were in a jam.
Description : Where do baby ghosts go while their parents work? -Riddles
Last Answer : To day scare!
Description : If a papa bull eats three bales of hay and a baby bull eats one bale, how much hay will a mama bull eat? -Riddles
Last Answer : Nothing. There is no such thing as a mama bull.
Description : When is a baby not a baby? -Riddles
Last Answer : When it's a little cross.
Description : A man moved into a new house and decided he was tired after the journey and turned of all the lights and went to bed. The next morning he had killed 365 people how could this be? he does not sleep walk he slept like a baby -Riddles
Last Answer : he lived in a light house
Description : What did the painter say to his Valentine? -Riddles
Last Answer : “I love you with all my art!”
Description : A kid forgot to do his homework. For the home work, he had to draw a goat on grass. When he was in class the teacher found out that he didn't finish it. The boy was smart. He said that ... agreed and said that he finished it in an unexpected way. What did the boy say to the teacher? -Riddles
Last Answer : He said: I finished it. You see, there is a goat. Goats eat grass so the goat in my picture ate the grass. Now the grass is gone. But since there is no more grass left, the goat went somewhere else to find more grass to eat. That’s why the homework is blank.
Description : A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant. After the ... killed the waiter. He replied, Look me up in the dictionary. What did the dictionary say? -Riddles
Last Answer : When they looked up the word 'Panda' in the dictionary, it stated, 'Panda: Eats shoots and leaves.
Description : A detective in training is called to a room on his first day in, once there his instructor greets him and tells him he has a deck of fish cards. Alongside the instructor are two men who hold three ... a catfish. The second man stated he held two goldfish and a lion. Who is the murderer? -Riddles
Last Answer : A common first answer is the second man, whereas a shrimp is not considered a fish in this case either... You can look over this again if you'd like now. The The instructor There was only ... to the prompt. Meaning the only way the statement could be true is if the instructor was the murderer.
Description : What did the cell say to his sister who stood on his toe? -Riddles
Last Answer : Mitosis! ( My - toe - sis)
Description : What did the comedian say when he took off his clothes? -Riddles
Last Answer : Haven't you ever seen a comic strip.
Description : What did the nurse say when he found the rectal Thermometer in his coat pocket? -Riddles
Last Answer : Some asshole must have my pen.
Description : What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? -Riddles
Last Answer : Arrgh! Aye Matey! (Arrgh! I'm 80!)
Description : A king decided to let a prisoner try to escape the prison with his life. The king placed 2 marbles in a jar that was glued to a table. One of the marbles was supposed to be black, and one was ... and that the prisoner was mute so he could not say anything, how did he escape with his life? -Riddles
Last Answer : The prisoner grabbed one of the marbles from the jar and concealed it in his hand. He then swallowed it, and picked up the other marble and showed everyone. The marble was black, and since the other marble was swallowed, it was assumed to be the blue one. So the mean king had to set him free
Description : A man enters an expensive restraunt and orders a meal. When the waiter brings him his meal the man takes out a slip of paper and writes down 102004180, then leaves. The cashier hands the slip of paper to the cashier who understood it immediately.What did the slip of paper say? -Riddles
Last Answer : I =1, 0=Ought, 2=To, 0=Owe, 0=Nothing, 4=For, 1=I, 8=Ate, 0=Nothing. I Ought To Owe Nothing For I Ate Nothing. 102004180
Description : Carrie Fisher's mom died today.(Debbie Reynolds) Should we say goodbye?
Last Answer : I heard she had a stroke, so, obviously stress brought it on.
Description : If, say, both your Mom and your older sister were peri-menopausal young (30's), there's a good chance that you are going to be, as well?
Last Answer : Well, genetically speaking, the odds are better than if your mother and sister had not been.
Description : Should I be upset with my mom? Should I say something?
Last Answer : I’d probably just let this one go.
Description : How do you say mom in choctaw Indian?
Last Answer : Need answer