You can crack me; You can make me; You can tell me; You can play me. What am I? -Riddles

You can crack me; You can make me; You can tell me; You can play me. What am I? -Riddles
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Description : Step on me while I live, and I shall make no sound. Step on me when dead, I'll crack and groan. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : A leaf.

If you drop me, I'm sure to crack. Give me a smile, and I'll always smile back.What am I? -Riddles

Description : If you drop me, I'm sure to crack. Give me a smile, and I'll always smile back.What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : A mirror.

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Description : If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : A mirror is sure to crack when dropped but will give us a smile when we smile at it.

Crack this riddle, take the prize; Cheat, and I shall know your lies; For I hide in your words, you see; A bond that begets your honesty. What am I? -Riddles

Description : Crack this riddle, take the prize; Cheat, and I shall know your lies; For I hide in your words, you see; A bond that begets your honesty. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : Truth.

I am gentle enough to soothe your skin, light enough to fly in the sky, strong enough to crack rocks. What am I? -Riddles

Description : I am gentle enough to soothe your skin, light enough to fly in the sky, strong enough to crack rocks. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : I'm Water.

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Description : I'm gentle enough to soothe your skin, light enough to fly in the sky and strong enough to crack rocks. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : Water.

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Description : I am gentle enough to soothe your skin, light enough to fly in the sky, strong enough to crack rocks. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : Water.

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Description : Three lives have I. Gentle enough to soothe the skin, Light enough to caress the sky, Hard enough to crack rocks. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : Water.

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Description : Three lives have I. Gentle enough to soothe the skin, Light enough to caress the sky, Hard enough to crack rocks. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : Water.

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Description : Three lives have I. Gentle enough to soothe the skin, Light enough to caress the sky, Hard enough to crack rocks. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : I am Water.

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Description : I am gentle enough to soothe your skin, light enough to fly in the sky, strong enough to crack rocks. What am I?

Last Answer : Water

If boiling water is poured into a thick drinking glass as well as a very thin **** glass, of the two, which is more likely to crack? -Riddles

Description : If boiling water is poured into a thick drinking glass as well as a very thin wine glass, of the two, which is more likely to crack? -Riddles

Last Answer : The thick glass is more likely to crack since glass is a poor conductor of heat. In a thin glass, the heat passes more quickly from the glass into the surrounding air, causing the glass to expand ... but the outer surface does not. It is this extreme stress on the glass that causes it to crack.

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Description : Four jolly men sat down to play, And played all night till break of day. They played for cash and not for fun, With a separate score for every one. When it came time to square accounts, they all had ... amounts. Now, not one has lost and all have gained - Tell me now, this can you explain? -Riddles

Last Answer : The four jolly men are members of an orchestra hired to play at a dance.

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Last Answer : Your Reflection!

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Description : I do not breathe, but I run and jump. I do not eat, but I swim and stretch. I do not drink, but I sleep and stand. I do not think, but I grow and play. I do not see, but you see me every day. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : I am a leg.

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Description : My true identity is just right beside you. But you won't notice me here. Once I tell my true identity, you're dead. Who am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : Traitor.

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Description : I am as loud as a plane, as precise as a pen, I never run out, even when I'm on end, I can be refilled. But when I stop working, I just need to recharge. I can help you with ink and paper, just tell me when! What Am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : A Printer!

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Description : I can fill a room with out being seen, for your eyes I do not need. I can be felt, but can never feel; can be heard, but can never hear. I have many thoughts, but never think. I say many things ... mark time, and time marks me. The past, present and future, through me you'll see. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : Music.

I won't blink unless you do, I won't talk unless you do, I won't move unless you do, I won't smile unless you do. Now tell me, dear imitater, what am I to you? -Riddles

Description : I won't blink unless you do, I won't talk unless you do, I won't move unless you do, I won't smile unless you do. Now tell me, dear imitater, what am I to you? -Riddles

Last Answer : Your reflection.

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Description : No one can see me, hear me, feel me, or smell me. Yet, if you tell me... I can do all those things and more. Every person, animal, amphibian (or more) needs me. Without me my wielder ... be used if my bearer lives. You can create me cooperatively, but cannot create me manually. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : I am your brain.

You see me at night, by day you tell everyone about me. I come back looking differently than before. I sometime leave you in the darkness. What am I? -Riddles

Description : You see me at night, by day you tell everyone about me. I come back looking differently than before. I sometime leave you in the darkness. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : A dream.

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Last Answer : Paper.

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Description : Every night, I'm told what to do. And every morning, I do what you tell me to do. But you still get mad at me and hit me. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : An alarm clock.

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Description : I change color from time to time. Wear me, and I'll tell you your ____. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : A moodstone

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Last Answer : I am a cherry.

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Last Answer : I must be a mirror, of course.

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Last Answer : Have an inspector look at it (and everything else) and they can tell you if it’s a deal breaker.

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Description : I am a kind of game that people play. But I used to be a death sentence back in the day. What kind of game am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : Hangman!

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Description : Play my music, if you dare. Turn my crank, although I'm square. Stand back, or get a scare, when you see my surprising glare.What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : Jack-in-the-Box.

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Last Answer : Baseball Player

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Description : My tail is long, my coat is brown, I like the country, I like the town. I can live in a house or live in a shed, And I come out to play when you are in bed.What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : A Mouse.

My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say. What am I? -Riddles

Description : My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : A violin.

I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a mans house and build anothers, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I? -Riddles

Description : I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a mans house and build anothers, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : The King of Hearts in a deck of cards.

I am a calming, and quiet object. I can tell the time, but not always by the hour. My unit of measure is as my creator makes it. What am I? -Riddles

Description : I am a calming, and quiet object. I can tell the time, but not always by the hour. My unit of measure is as my creator makes it. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : Hourglass.

I have three feet but can't walk;I tell you things but can't talk;Sometimes I bend but I'm mostly straight.I'm like a scale but can't tell your weight.What am I? -Riddles

Description : I have three feet but can't walk;I tell you things but can't talk;Sometimes I bend but I'm mostly straight.I'm like a scale but can't tell your weight.What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : A yardstick.

I have two hands, sometimes three;I have no mouth, but I tell you something.What am I? -Riddles

Description : I have two hands, sometimes three;I have no mouth, but I tell you something.What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : Analog clock

My life is often a volume of grief, your help is needed to turn a new leaf. Stiff is my spine and my body is pale, but I'm always ready to tell a tale.What am I? -Riddles

Description : My life is often a volume of grief, your help is needed to turn a new leaf. Stiff is my spine and my body is pale, but I'm always ready to tell a tale.What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : A book!

I am a tale in childrens' minds. I keep their secrets and share them inside. I blur their thoughts into fantasies kept Like a canvas of art or a submarine depth. Though an illusion, it occurs every night; I give them a fantasy, I give them a fright. Nor good or bad, but It's interesting to tell.What am I? -Riddles

Description : I am a tale in childrens' minds. I keep their secrets and share them inside. I blur their thoughts into fantasies kept Like a canvas of art or a submarine depth. Though an illusion, it occurs every night; I ... I give them a fright. Nor good or bad, but It's interesting to tell.What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : I am a dream.

My life is often a volume of grief, your help is needed to turn a new leaf. Stiff is my spine and my body is pale, but I'm always ready to tell a tale.What am I? -Riddles

Description : My life is often a volume of grief, your help is needed to turn a new leaf. Stiff is my spine and my body is pale, but I'm always ready to tell a tale.What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : Sadly, I am a Book.

I have no voice and yet I speak to you, I tell of all things in the world that people do. I have leaves, but I am not a tree, I have pages, but I am not a bride or royalty. I have a spine and hinges, but I am not a man or a door, I have told you all, I cannot tell you more. What am I? -Riddles

Description : I have no voice and yet I speak to you, I tell of all things in the world that people do. I have leaves, but I am not a tree, I have pages, but I am not a bride or royalty. I have a spine and hinges, but I am not a man or a door, I have told you all, I cannot tell you more. What am I? -Riddles

Last Answer : A Book.

I need to crack an administrator password on my new laptop, can anyone help me?

Description : I need to crack an administrator password on my new laptop, can anyone help me?

Last Answer : Check your caps and lowercase—that is usually my challenge with getting PWs to work . . .

Did breathing meth/crack smoke give me asthma?

Description : Did breathing meth/crack smoke give me asthma?

Last Answer : It doesn't sound unreasonable. Areas with a lot of smog and air pollution tend to have a higher rate of asthmatics in the population, so I don't think it would be impossible to think ... see how frequently breathing in irritants like that could probably be a contributing factor, if not the cause.

What should I do about the crack-heads who keep me up every night?

Description : What should I do about the crack-heads who keep me up every night?

Last Answer : Wear earplugs!

Make a run to the liquor store and crack open your PBRs. Johnpowell stumbled into the 30K mansion!

Description : Make a run to the liquor store and crack open your PBRs. Johnpowell stumbled into the 30K mansion!

Last Answer : Congratulations Ryan!

Why does smoking crack make your teeth fall out so fast?

Description : Why does smoking crack make your teeth fall out so fast?

Last Answer : It’s because of all the chemicals in the meth itself. It just rots your teeth making them fall out. Not that I’m an expert on crack, but it helps to slow the process if you put the pipe behind your teeth as you suck in. Or so I’ve heard.

Death and taxes; taxes and death----- They're sure to be with us, until our last breath. So, try to save money-----How much can you save? They'll nickel us and dime us-----Right down to the grave. And now that you've heard my negative chant, tell me the man's name you hear in my rant. -Riddles

Description : Death and taxes; taxes and death----- They're sure to be with us, until our last breath. So, try to save money-----How much can you save? They'll nickel us and dime us-----Right down to the grave. And now that you've heard my negative chant, tell me the man's name you hear in my rant. -Riddles

Last Answer : The man's name is Nicholas (nickel us).

I wear striped sweaters and have a real green thumb. My favorite things are flowers and the taste of ripe plums. My home is shared with family and we all work together. We live beneath our queens decree, always striving to be better . When I kill myself it hurts you too, and leaves a stinging pain. Everything I say is true: now tell me, what's my name? -Riddles

Description : I wear striped sweaters and have a real green thumb. My favorite things are flowers and the taste of ripe plums. My home is shared with family and we all work together. We live beneath our queens decree, ... and leaves a stinging pain. Everything I say is true: now tell me, what's my name? -Riddles

Last Answer : Bee.

“First think of the person who lives in disguise, Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies. Next, tell me what’s always the last thing to mend, The middle of the middle and end of the end? And finally, give me the sound often heard During the search for a hard-to-find word. Now string them together, and answer me this, Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?” -Riddles

Description : First think of the person who lives in disguise, Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies. Next, tell me what's always the last thing to mend, The middle of the middle and end of the ... . Now string them together, and answer me this, Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss? -Riddles

Last Answer : Spider.

A student asked his teacher, 'Miss, is it fair if I get in trouble for something I did not do?' The teacher replied, 'Of course not! Tell me who got you in trouble for something you didn't do?' What do you think the student replied with? -Riddles

Description : A student asked his teacher, 'Miss, is it fair if I get in trouble for something I did not do?' The teacher replied, 'Of course not! Tell me who got you in trouble for something you didn't do?' What do you think the student replied with? -Riddles

Last Answer : Miss, I forgot to do my Homework again!