A girl walked into a bar and ordered some water. The bartender then threw a big hairy spider at her. A few minutes later, the girl thanked the man and walked out. Why? -Riddles

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Answer :

The girl had the hiccups and the man scared them away by throwing the big hairy spider at her.

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