Parents on Reddit, how much did the Cheshire tragedies change your thinking on what you would do if someone broke into your house?

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It completely changed everything about how I thought of my house and my safety. I've always been Laizze Faire about change. It's not bad, it's not good, it's just change. Cheshire reshaped all that nonsense. You cross my threshold, and pacifist that I am, I am going to try and immediately escalate the upcoming conflict to 15. I will be trying to kill you and your colleagues. I've spent a little bit of time thinking about what I have stashed in different rooms in my house, and if I don't kill you with the George McGovern pin in my office, I'm definitely taking you out with the sand wedge I have in my closet. My caddie Jay always hands me a sand wedge when I need to flop a shot from 11feet in on the grass or want to kill two Soviet era criminals

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