answer:I shower twice a day, wash and condition my hair. I take my shoes off at the door. I wear socks under my flip flops (When asked why, I ask them if they’ve ever walked around for a full day in just socks then look at how black the bottom became… I say I don’t want that on my feet). I brush my teeth every day. I open bathroom door handles with paper towels. But, on some days, I don’t care and I’ll eat a slice of pizza that’s been out for two days… or I’ll drop a hot dog in the grass and throw it on the grill anyway and eat it myself. Or I will… lick… body parts… you get the idea.