In Samoa, it’s a crime to forget your wife’s birthday. In Australia, it’s illegal to name any animal you plan to eat. In Cannes, France, it’s illegal to wear a Jerry Lewis mask. In Portugal, it’s against the law to pee in the ocean. In Italy, anyone considered “obese” is forbidden from wearing polyester. In Sedona, Arizona, it’s illegal to lie about your astrological sign. In New Jersey, answering a traffic cop who asks “Do you know why I pulled you over?” by saying, “If you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you” is an automatic $300 fine. In Indiana, it’s against the law to dress “Barbie” in “Ken’s” clothes. In Texas, it’s illegal to threaten somebody with an UNLOADED gun. In Kentucky, it’s illegal to paint your lawn red. Unmarried women are not allowed to buy edible panties in South Carolina.