answer:lol You’re funny! How have you never seen his toes? My irrational fear of spiders is weird. I know a lot of people are creeped out by them, but I take it to a whole new level. A couple weeks ago there was a spider near my register at work. I flipped out so bad a customer killed it for me. He laughed and said “Damn, I thought my daughter was bad!” Another time I was at my fiancés house and I went outside to smoke, I was just about to go back in and I saw a spider above the door. No way in hell was I going to walk under it, it probably would have attacked me! I was standing outside screaming for my fiancé to come kill it, when he tried it fell and came running toward me. OMG! My fiancé was hysterical. lol I made such a ruckus he was afraid the neighbors were going to think he was beating me or something.