answer:Me. Well, 4-year-old me. My mom had some ornamental peppers growing in our yard, and I thought it would be ever so amusing to trick Ruthy Lofton (the girl next door) into eating one. I don’t exactly recall what devious feminine machinations she employed, but I was the one who ended up with the pepper in my mouth. I mainly remember standing by the kitchen sink and drinking lots of water. Girls, it seems, are smart. Who knew?