If a man is a pig, then what is a woman?

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woman is not what a man, so there is no designation for a woman ........ for a woman there are other designations that have no comparison with a man, what such a "mother-in-law", it evokes something completely different than the father-in-law ..... (giggle): D (giggle)
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