what's the best joke you've ever heard?

Last Answer : I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, because I’m genuinely unsure of what you’re asking. By “worst” do you mean “most offensive,” or literally a bad joke? I can’t tell, because the example in the question doesn’t strike me as funny, but it could be offensive… so in what way do you mean “worst?”

What is the corniest joke you've ever heard?

Description : What is the corniest joke you've ever heard?

Last Answer : Ketchup from Pulp Fiction… It makes my ear wax melt….

The funniest joke youve ever heard?

Description : The funniest joke youve ever heard?

Last Answer : answer:What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?? hot cross bunnies

What is the funniest joke you’ve ever heard?

Description : What is the funniest joke you’ve ever heard?

Last Answer : Two dudes were sitting on shed steps in New Orleans and one asked, “Which is furthest away, New York or the moon?” The other rolled his eyes. “Hello, can you see New York from here?”

What's the best joke you've heard in a while?

Description : What's the best joke you've heard in a while?

Last Answer : answer:No dirty jokes? Okay… what’s the difference between an Aston Martin and a pile of dead babies? I don’t have an Aston Martin in my garage!

What is the worst possible pun/joke you have ever heard of?

Description : What is the worst possible pun/joke you have ever heard of?

Last Answer : Did you hear about the guy that invented Lifesavers? – they say he made a mint.

What`s the funniest joke you`ve ever heard?

Description : What`s the funniest joke you`ve ever heard?

Last Answer : There once was a man from Nantucket….oh, wait. Nevermind.

What was the best joke you have ever heard?

Description : What was the best joke you have ever heard?

Last Answer : answer:I can’t repeat it here. It will get deleted. August 23, 2008, 7:25 PM EDT

Heard the Latest Neutrino Joke?

Description : Heard the Latest Neutrino Joke?

Last Answer : I already read that on the Internet two days from now. :-)

Stop me if you heard this one! Anybody have a one-liner or short, clean, joke they'd like to tell?

Description : Stop me if you heard this one! Anybody have a one-liner or short, clean, joke they'd like to tell?

Last Answer : Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, “I’ll drive, you man the turret.”

What's the best April Fools joke that you've played/has been played on you?

Description : What's the best April Fools joke that you've played/has been played on you?

Last Answer : My son was born on April 11 rather than Spring Break. I had to take “incomplete” in all my classes.

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard someone say?

Description : What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard someone say?

Last Answer : My name is Donald Trump and I support this message

What’s the best or worst advice you’ve ever heard?

Description : What’s the best or worst advice you’ve ever heard?

Last Answer : “Just don’t be sad”

What's the strangest myth that you've ever heard?

Description : What's the strangest myth that you've ever heard?

Last Answer : You mentioned easter.

What's the funniest spoonerisms you've ever heard or said?

Description : What's the funniest spoonerisms you've ever heard or said?

Last Answer : Our Father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name.

What's the strangest thing you've ever heard of?

Description : What's the strangest thing you've ever heard of?

Last Answer : Seriously- Not to troll, but the idea that laying off government workers in a depression will increase economic activity somehow makes my head explode.

What's the strangest/creepiest story you've ever heard/read?

Description : What's the strangest/creepiest story you've ever heard/read?

Last Answer : One world leader once said that the French, “don’t even have a word for entrepreneur.” The rest is too scary to imagine, but we live with the consequences anyway.

What's the silliest baby name you've ever heard?

Description : What's the silliest baby name you've ever heard?

Last Answer : Hard to say which one is the silliest ever, since I have forgotten almost all of them, but the most recent silly name I came across is the name of Cenk Uygur’s kid, Prometheus Maximus.

Have you ever cooked anything, including a squirrel, with a blow torch, or what's the stupidest thing you've heard today....?

Description : Have you ever cooked anything, including a squirrel, with a blow torch, or what's the stupidest thing you've heard today....?

Last Answer : answer:What a fucking fruitcake! lol No nothing that stupid. I've heard nothing stupid today, just groovin' to my new neighbors big housewarming party bash, live music and 5 new horses in the neigh-borhood! ... under the truck with it. Kaboom! Truck and dog at the bottom of the lake. lol Poor dog!

What's the freakiest ghost story you've ever been told or heard of?

Description : What's the freakiest ghost story you've ever been told or heard of?

Last Answer : A good friend of mine lived in the upper level of a house in Detroit for a few years. She had told me that her dog used to just stare at nothing and growl,especially in her bedroom.She just ... feel something with her every time she went down there. She has since moved .and her dog ran away.

What's the best comeback that you've ever heard/used?

Description : What's the best comeback that you've ever heard/used?

Last Answer : Yeah, slavery is hilarious.

What’s the most sensible thing you’ve ever heard someone say?

Description : What’s the most sensible thing you’ve ever heard someone say?

Last Answer : “Don’t be a dick.”

What's the most creative curse-phrase you've ever heard?

Description : What's the most creative curse-phrase you've ever heard?

Last Answer : My roommate was having a really horrible day, everything that could possibly go wrong, did. Finally, after a day of getting caught in the pouring rain without an umbrella, missing an important meeting, stolen ... she shouted at the top of her lungs and blurted out: Fudge Monkey Possum SHIT!!!!!

What's the funniest name you've ever heard of for a pet?

Description : What's the funniest name you've ever heard of for a pet?

Last Answer : D. O. Gee

Whats the best random quote you've ever heard?

Description : Whats the best random quote you've ever heard?

Last Answer : If you don’t stand for something you’ll fall for anything.

What's the worst curse you've ever heard?

Description : What's the worst curse you've ever heard?

Last Answer : answer:“may you live in interesting times” August 22nd 2008 2000 ZULU

What's the most offensive thing you've ever heard?

Description : What's the most offensive thing you've ever heard?

Last Answer : That cats are apparently better than dogs….

Doctors/Nurses of , what's the craziest excuse you've ever heard from a patient to cover for an injury or illness?

Description : Doctors/Nurses of , what's the craziest excuse you've ever heard from a patient to cover for an injury or illness?

Last Answer : Need Answer

What's the weirdest thing you've ever heard a random homeless person yelling on the street?

Description : What's the weirdest thing you've ever heard a random homeless person yelling on the street?

Last Answer : "Stop stealing my thoughts!" I have no idea how he knew that I was, in fact, doing just that.

What's the worst accent you've ever heard?

Description : What's the worst accent you've ever heard?

Last Answer : Cork.

Whats the funniest last name you've ever heard of (real answers only please)?

Description : Whats the funniest last name you've ever heard of (real answers only please)?

Last Answer : "Thumb"like how does that become a name?

Whats the most ridiculous pet peeve you've ever heard of?