Let the age-old debate be put to bed: bear vs monkey?

Let the age-old debate be put to bed: bear vs monkey?
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I'm not sure about this monkey vs. bear, but I have previously tackled the question of general between a penguin and a lemur: http://kev.elbowroomdesign.com/26/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between-a-penguin-and-a-lemur/
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