Description : What's the funniest slip-up you've heard someone else say?
Last Answer : When I was studying in Argentina I had to have an evaluation by the school couselor at the start of the semester. She asked me what activities I enjoyed and one of them was fiestar a verb for ... Argentina this means to have an orgy. The woman did not stop laughing through the rest of our meeting.
Description : What is the funniest random incident you've ever seen or had happen to you that can make you laugh by just recalling it?
Last Answer : I was on my first date and I was walking around with the boy at the mall. All of a sudden, somebody stepped on a random mustard packet in the middle of the walkway and it squirted all over us both. We were laughing so hard because we were covered in mustard.
Description : What's the funniest spoonerisms you've ever heard or said?
Last Answer : Our Father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name.
Description : What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?
Last Answer : What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full!
Description : What's the funniest/best put-down you've personally heard?
Last Answer : answer:The best insults are Shakespearean, and my favorite is from Othello: Thou dolt, you’re as ignorant as dirt.
Description : What's the funniest name you've ever heard of for a pet?
Last Answer : D. O. Gee
Description : Whats the funniest knock-knock joke you've ever heard?
Last Answer : One of my favorites is the old— Knock, knock. Who’s there? That’s right.
Description : What's the funniest/most bizarre question you've heard from a kid?
Last Answer : answer:I was 14 when some kid Asked, “excuse me sir, what time is it?” my “if you Stop calling me sir, i’ll tell you the time” … :)
Description : Whats the funniest last name you've ever heard of (real answers only please)?
Last Answer : "Thumb"like how does that become a name?
Description : What is the funniest true story you’ve heard?
Last Answer : Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize in 2009 and Hitler, Stalin, Nixon, Khomeini, Putin, and Trump being Times person of the year.
Description : What are some of the funniest things you've said or heard when talking on the phone?
Last Answer : I've got friends who pick up the phone already talking to someone. One mommy does that so regularly, sometimes I'm waiting five minutes before she greets me. I get to hear things like, Well just go to ... . Suddenly her voice bursts directly into my ear, Oh, it's you! How do you spell catalyst?
Description : What is the most terrible yet funniest joke you've ever heard?
Last Answer : I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, because I’m genuinely unsure of what you’re asking. By “worst” do you mean “most offensive,” or literally a bad joke? I can’t tell, because the example in the question doesn’t strike me as funny, but it could be offensive… so in what way do you mean “worst?”
Description : What is the funniest REAL person's name you've ever heard of?
Last Answer : Mrs. Featherbottom from Arrested Development
Description : The funniest joke youve ever heard?
Last Answer : answer:What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?? hot cross bunnies
Description : What is the funniest joke you’ve ever heard?
Last Answer : Two dudes were sitting on shed steps in New Orleans and one asked, “Which is furthest away, New York or the moon?” The other rolled his eyes. “Hello, can you see New York from here?”
Description : What's the funniest example you've seen where someone was drunk?
Last Answer : My friend being wheelbarrrowed from the back garden to the front. Then another desperatly trying to hold on to the floor to stop her self falling off!! I wish mobile were around then I’d have made a fortune on you tube!
Description : Whats the funniest pick up line u ever heard? Or used
Last Answer : answer:i’ve said this before on here but so what “are you jewish? ‘cause you Israeli hot” (my apologies to the offended)
Description : What is the funniest thing you have seen, heard, been a part of? Would it be considered funny now?
Last Answer : There’s a video of a screaming goat (non-violent. ) It’s very simple. But it makes me laugh, every time. It hasn’t gotten old…
Description : What is the funniest thing you have ever heard that you couldn't actually laugh at?
Last Answer : answer:For me, it was something my uncle said. My uncle, my aunt, my parents and I were driving somewhere in my uncle's conversion van. I was sitting behind all them in the back seat. My dad and uncle ... anyone to know that I got it. Still one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life.
Description : What is the funniest excuse you ever heard for being overweight?
Last Answer : answer:I had a friend who insisted it was just baby fat nevermind we were in highschool I saw her several years later and she was stick thin said I told you it was just baby fat. I started ... it was just water weight. I took water pills. They thought this was the funniest thing they ever heard.
Description : Can I start a post called "The funniest thing I ever heard?"?
Last Answer : Oh that’s so funny.
Description : What is the strangest/funniest thing that you have heard/seen all week?
Last Answer : “I am on a drug, it’s called ‘Charlie Sheen.’ It’s not available ‘cause if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off, and children will weep over your exploded body.” – Charlie Sheen
Description : What is the cutest/funniest thing you have ever heard a young child say or mispronounce?
Last Answer : Instead of “truck” he said “Look at my fuck!”
Description : What is the funniest, weirdest expletive that you have ever heard?
Last Answer : Ham wallet Douche nozzle Both great…
Description : What`s the funniest joke you`ve ever heard?
Last Answer : There once was a man from Nantucket….oh, wait. Nevermind.
Description : What is the funniest, best, or most creative/original outgoing message you have ever heard on a telephone answering machine?
Last Answer : George Costanza
Description : What’s the funniest video game you’ve ever played that made you laugh out loud?
Last Answer : South Park: The Stick of Truth
Description : What's the funniest [sic] notation you've ever seen?
Last Answer : The Canadian society for Alzheimers disease has the “Forget me not” flower as their official logo. lol
Description : What's the funniest experience you've had trying to speak a foreign language?
Last Answer : answer:I named my cat what I thought was the word for kitten in Hungarian. I know a Hungarian guy and I was telling him about it and he said that the way I pronounced it, I was saying “boobies” instead of Kitty. He thought that it was pretty funny!
Description : What's the funniest video you've ever seen (don't put inappropiate ones)
Last Answer : answer:Perhaps because I did this to my roommates: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw9VI546a-E
Description : What's the funniest thing you've ever mis-read?
Last Answer : answer:Btw, this question is approved by ninjacolin. Checked to be sure I spelled it right!
Description : What would be the most ineffective breed to have as a guard dog & what's the funniest you've seen?
Last Answer : answer:Anything with a good bark is a good deterrent. Most intruders are not going to stick around to see whether it’s a Dachshund or a Pit Bull that’s behind the door. Thus, anything that sounds more like its own squeaky toy would fail. Chihuahua, shih tsu, anything with -poo in its name, etc.
Description : Whats the funniest school prank you've had at your school?
Last Answer : well the only prank I’ve seen at my school was at the last assembly in the basketball court and then like all the seniors had rubber balls and threw them on to the front where the speakers were
Description : What's the funniest thing you've seen on a product label?
Last Answer : keep away from chidren;on a bottle of baby lotion
Description : What's the funniest photo you've taken lately?
Last Answer : answer:Awesome. I saw this at Kohl’s and couldn’t believe it.
Description : What's the funniest thing you've overheard?
Last Answer : "that's a lot of beer for a baby"
Description : What’s the funniest thing you’ve done while on drugs?
Last Answer : Answer this thread.
Description : What’s the funniest word you’ve encountered?
Last Answer : Hehe...Penis
Description : What are your funniest Alexa or other smart assistant Q and As?
Last Answer : More than once Alexa has assumed I’m asking for a song when something in a question reminds her of a song title. It’s kind of like that drunk guy at a party who can’t discuss things without bursting into song.
Description : What is the funniest text message you have received?
Last Answer : for me... it was the 3 am "u up?" text from a shady sleeze i was avoiding. i'm pretty sure he sent them out to 30 girls each night.
Description : What is the funniest movie actor you've ever seen in a movie?
Last Answer : Robin Williams gtfo
Description : What is the funniest/weirdest question you've seen on Fluther?
Last Answer : Just go ask the mods. They’ll probably send you all 14 of mine. (Just kidding, Mods. Hey, how ‘bout them Spurs?)
Description : What is the funniest moment you've experienced?
Last Answer : When my very proper English mother-in-law stood up, farted audibly and then announced, “I’m going in to the kitchen to cut the cheese.” My Ex and I were rolling on the floor.
Description : What is one of the funniest text messages you've ever received?
Last Answer : This isn’t a text message, but my brother sent me a pic called “straggler.” I opened it up and there was a tiny piece of poop in a toilet.
Description : What is the funniest thing you've ever seen on Youtube?
Last Answer : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma6nCkAzN7w
Description : What is the funniest thing you've ever seen on the internet?
Last Answer : answer:Here are two candidates: Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard: http://www.theonion.com/video/apple-introduces-revolutionary-new-laptop-with-no,14299/ New Poll Finds 86 Percent ... http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-t,1916/
Description : What are some of the funniest misspellings or misprints you've ever seen in a print ad, article or on a sign?
Last Answer : answer:I’m a big fan of engrish.com. The name is a bit NSFW, but it’s a hilarious concept – poorly translated/misspelled instructions. Then there’s all of the various misspellings, etc., that one finds on www.passiveagressivenotes.com.
Description : What is the funniest photo you've found on the internet?
Last Answer : this photo always puts me in a good mood: http://kn3053.k12.sd.us/cat-cuteduckhat.jpg
Description : What are some of the funniest things you've seen on the internet?
Last Answer : chuck norris fighting a bear.
Description : What is the funniest craigslist ad you've come across?
Last Answer : answer:Under the free catagory “Free kitchen stuff, guys books, pigs” When you opened the message it said “You catch ‘em”