What is a good practical joke to play on someone?

What is a good practical joke to play on someone?
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answer:I don’t care to have practical jokes pulled on me so I don’t do it to others. While in school, I watched a few guys escalating the game until they ended up hated each other. For what? (Does that make me a party pooper?)
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