answer:A man was sitting on his front porch when it started to rain. The rain came down harder and harder and the man realized that it was a flood. So the flood waters were rising and when the water started to spill over the porch, a man in a rowboat comes by. And the man in the rowboat says, “Need any help?” But the man said, “Nope, the ****’ll take care of me!” A few hours later, the man was standing on a chair on his front porch and another rowboat comes by. And the man inside yells, “Need any help?” But the man smiles and says, “Nope, the ****’ll take care of me!” A few hours later, the man is on his roof and a helicopter comes by and the pilot inside yells, “Need any help?!” But the man just says, “Nope! The ****’ll take care of me!” A few hours later, the flood gets to be too much for the man and he drowns. When he enters Heaven, he asks the ****, “****, why didn’t you take care of me?” The **** says, “Well, I sent you two rowboats and a helicopter!”