How would you re- write computer error messages so that they are clearer and maybe even witty?

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answer:On my first computer, I changed all the sounds it made to appropriate sounds from famous movie computers or robots. On start-up Closing Windows Critical Error I also had messages from C3PO, Data, and the robot from Lost In Space.

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