What is the strangest/funniest thing that you have heard/seen all week?

What is the strangest/funniest thing that you have heard/seen all week?
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“I am on a drug, it’s called ‘Charlie Sheen.’ It’s not available ‘cause if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off, and children will weep over your exploded body.” – Charlie Sheen
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