What is the funniest thing you have ever heard that you couldn't actually laugh at?

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answer:For me, it was something my uncle said. My uncle, my aunt, my parents and I were driving somewhere in my uncle’s conversion van. I was sitting behind all them in the back seat. My dad and uncle are both avid fishermen and it was a great year for flounder. My uncle had caught a lot that year. My aunt commented, “I got flounder coming out the wazoo.” My uncle quickly replied, “well, I guess I have been fishing the wrong hole all these years.” Then everyone laughed and laughed. Except for me, I thought it was hilarious but I didn’t want anyone to know that I got it. Still one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life.

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