To show a differentiation between "good delivery" and "bad delivery" when telling jokes, could anybody please find two videos telling the exact same joke, but with different deliveries?

To show a differentiation between "good delivery" and "bad delivery" when telling jokes, could anybody please find two videos telling the exact same joke, but with different deliveries?
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Just look up how Dane Cook ripped off Louis C.K. and youll find the exact same joke delivered two different ways. Dane Cook’s delivery was more popular. Keep in mind Louis C.K.‘s comedy (more dry humour) depends on your mind’s ability to understand the irony of what he’s saying, whereas Dane Cook’s comedy is physical and performance based and doesn’t take any thought.
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