Anyone ever hear a good back pedaling joke? "I haven't seen back pedaling like that since..."?

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“We call that back-pedaling where I come from.” “Quick, jump! There’s the line, behind you!” “Lots of people tread the linw on their toes with their arms windmilling. You backed up, got a running start, and just glanced at it as you sailed over the top. Well done.”

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