What is the most amusing thing you ever witnessed happen to someone who was being mean?

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I worked at a bank and I was doing some tranactions with a teller. The next teller over was going through the lollipops that they gave to customers with children, separating out all the blue lollipops. I asked why she was taking out the blue ones. She said the blue coloring always came off and made a heck of a mess. I said something about that being considerate. She flashed me a grin and said “No, we give them to the kids of the rude parents”.

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